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Ode to the penis

© 13 December 2017 Marthijn Uittenbogaard

Sex is dirty. Men want only one thing: sex. Men are dangerous, their penises are dangerous: the penis is a tool of rape. Even when people are practicing naturism: looking too long at the sex organs is taboo. And nakedness has nothing to do with sexuality at all, many people will tell you there. An erected penis is absolutely not tolerated. And the combination of a man with an erect penis and a naked child is almost a crime.

But a stiff dick means that the boy or man is healthy. It's how we reproduce as a specie. Why does our culture see a huge pole as something negative? Why we almost never see a dick in a popular movie, especially never one standing up. We don't see stiff dicks in children's television series too. A boy's erected willie on film is illegal nowadays. From the most early age, we learn our kids to be scared and ashamed of dicks.

But a hard on is something beautiful. A full erected dick, an exploding dick: shooting one load of sperm after the other, it's art. It's time to worship the erected penis. I sometimes retweet a GIF of a sperm shooting dick, when I see such a beautiful thing in my twitter time line coming by.

Let us celebrate the penis.

One person to his or her friend: "I saw a naked man in the park, he was masturbating himself. 'Nice,' I said to him, looking up with lustful eyes. He smiled and said: 'You can suck me if you want.' Eagerly I went down on my knees and sucked his beautiful cock. I stopped for a second and asked: 'May I swallow your load, sir?' 'Sure,' he responded. I felt like in heaven and when he came, he moaned and shoot so much cum. Six or seven waves, directly in my mouth. He must have saved his juice for days."

Friend: "Wow, lucky you."

Does the above text accidentally contain a typing, spelling, grammatical or factual error?
Or do you want to react to it? Then I hope you will get in touch.
"Wees eerlijk en laat zien wie je bent."
"Kinderen moeten veel meer zeggenschap krijgen."
"Alle zedenwetten moeten weg."
"Pedohaat heeft niets met seks te maken."
"We gaan verkeerd met seksualiteit om."
"Hoe zinniger wat je zegt, hoe bozer men wordt."
"Zonder pedofilie zou de wereld veel armer zijn."