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My cat is no longer Muslim

© 16 June 2016 Marthijn Uittenbogaard
Recently my cat went outside but without wearing a headscarf. I said to her: 'You must wear a headscarf because you are a Muslim.' 'No, I don't want to,' she said and just went outside. This morning she stated: 'I am no longer a Muslim. I don't believe all those things anymore in the Quran and it leads to violence. Gays, Jews and many others too get killed.'

This afternoon I asked her: 'So you don't pray to Mecca anymore?' 'No,' she responded, 'but I am already busy with other things. I'm lying in the sun at the moment.'

'You don't pray at all?' 'No, yes, I lighted a candle in the catholic church here in town for the Orlando shooting victims. But leave me alone, losing my religion was no big deal. Let me enjoy the sun. I am a cat.'
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"Wees eerlijk en laat zien wie je bent."
"Kinderen moeten veel meer zeggenschap krijgen."
"Alle zedenwetten moeten weg."
"Pedohaat heeft niets met seks te maken."
"We gaan verkeerd met seksualiteit om."
"Hoe zinniger wat je zegt, hoe bozer men wordt."
"Zonder pedofilie zou de wereld veel armer zijn."